"Dad, I'm cold." "Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.